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By far the scariest thing about Halloween is seeing all the tasteless costumes marching slowly towards you—costumed sleeves extended like a hoard of people who should have dressed as zombies instead of Caitlyn Jenner—and not being able to stop them.

1. Harambe

He had a tough year. No need to make it worse. Don't get a gorilla suit.

2. The Zika virus