Being Santa has to be a tough job: you work the night shift, lift heavy loads, and rely on a bioluminescent caribou to fly through dense clouds. (God forbid the elves whip up a flashlight once in a while instead of manufacturing iPad retinas for one-percenter six-year-olds, #amirite?) He can't even manage to look cool on a hoverboard. So you have to have some sympathy for these real-life bad Santas. There's only so many times a fat man can squeeze down a chimney before he snaps, you know?

1. The Santa who undercut Macy's.

Writes The New York Post: