Well, here's another offensive costume to add to the list: some guy thought it would be hilarious to dress up as a bottle of Rohypnol (a.k.a. roofies/the date rape drug) for Halloween, because haha rape, right?
On Saturday night at a Charleston, SC bar, Twitter user Jim Lohmar tweeted pictures of some random dude wearing a prescription pill bottle costume with a label reading Rohypnol, along with the text "Strong stuff from Guy Who Thinks This Is Funny."
The unidentified guy clearly spent a lot of time coming up with "jokes" for the label, including making it out to one "Joe Blow Horny" (probably not his real name). The directions for use read as follows:
1) Give two tablets to attractive unaware girl.
2) Await drooling, drowsiness or unconsciousness.
3) Take home, bring friends, enjoy show.
Jesus Christ on a cracker, if anyone was looking for a guy without one single shred of decency left in his entire being, congratulations, he's been found! But wait, that's not all, because there were MORE instructions on the back of the costume.
1) No more than 15 guys per girl.
2) Exceeding 165 lbs recommended dosage 4 tablets or more.
3) Not for use near video equipment.
4) NO means YES.
In response to people tweeting at him, Lohmar explained the situation a bit more, like how the guy thought people should just, you know, lighten up a bit. It's just rape, after all.
The only thing that could make this costume remotely funny would be if Mr. Horny threw himself right into a big heap of trash.
Mr. Horny, you are hereby banned from Halloween for the next five years. Now go home and think about what you've done.