14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.

14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
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Holidays commemorate very specific, obvious things, and most people know what those things are.

Labor Day, for example, honors workers and unionized labor. Good for you if you knew that, unlike these people who don't quite get holidays.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Or, if you're an English conservative, Happy Tory Day.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
And let's hope you never do.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
That's just what

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
You don't remember the day Jeff Goldblum saved the planet from aliens?!

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
You're thinking of Flag Day.
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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Independence from competitive test scores, yeah.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Columbus didn't invent America in 1776 for you to eat salads.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Also,
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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Kind of makes you wish they'd bring back the Draft.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Remember that year it fell on Christmas? Total chaos.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Jesus discovered America in 1492, you know.

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Feliz Navidad!

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14 people who are extremely confused about how Labor Day and other holidays work.
Duh, Fourth of July and I Have a Dream Speech Day Guy are the same thing.
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