A substitute teacher in Massachusetts told her elementary school students that Santa Claus wasn't real, making her a better teacher than the 99 percent of substitutes who are content to just put on a VHS copy of Voyage of the Mimi and play iPhone games for the entirety of class. Parents, however, weren't happy about this.

"My son said that she was really mean, and that he doesn't understand why she would say that, and that she's on the naughty list," one mother said to Boston's Fox 25. Counterpoint: there is no such thing as a naughty list.

Sources: Fox 25 Boston