Some people just don't like Thanksgiving. Some people just don't get the point of Thanksgiving. And all of these people have Facebook accounts, and all of them are posting terrible things on their walls, probably during the Thanksgiving dinner they didn't want to do to anyway. Ugh, Thanksgiving is the worst.
1. They do have a point.
2. Technically correct.
3. Happy Spanxgiving.
5. Calling fowl.
6. They thought of everyone!
7. Not a good enough excuse.
8. It's good for the family to have a group activity.
9. Cool story, bro.
10. Cool bro story.
11. They were all out of Wild Turkey.
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