18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
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Some people just don't like Thanksgiving. Some people just don't get the point of Thanksgiving. And all of these people have Facebook accounts, and all of them are posting terrible things on their walls, probably during the Thanksgiving dinner they didn't want to do to anyway. Ugh, Thanksgiving is the worst.

1. They do have a point.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
They chose NOT TO EAT THE TURKEY?!

2. Technically correct.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Yes, but…pie?

3. Happy Spanxgiving.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Guess who's eating alone, probably forever?

4. Kids!

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Three years have past, maybe he has a Pokemon and some chill by now.

5. Calling fowl.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Peacocks are just fancy chickens.
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6. They thought of everyone!

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Goodnight, and same to you, buddy.

7. Not a good enough excuse.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
The cranberries are cruelty-free.

8. It's good for the family to have a group activity.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Why else would you go to the mall on Thanksgiving?
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9. Cool story, bro.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Jeri was asked to be quiet when the family went around the table and everyone said what they were thankful for.

10. Cool bro story.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Well, Tim, maybe if you weren't such a Tim and more of a Casey…

11. They were all out of Wild Turkey.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Ooh, 
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18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Not after that huge meal he won't.

13. The sweat smell of success.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
Stale urine isn't all that worse than fresh urine, though.

14. There are some holes in the story.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
I'm thankful for our public school system.
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15. We're sorry also.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
All except the Selfisharians.

16. She's got legs.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
And she knows how to use them.

17. Teecher is gud teeacher.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
This is a trap to get her back into grade school.
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18. Well, the coffee's working.

18 people on Facebook you'll be grateful you don't have to spend Thanksgiving with.
And three unsatisfying ones.
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