A popular Thanksgiving tradition is to go around the table and share with everyone what you're most thankful for. It's good in theory, but it's kind of hard to be honest with all your judgmental aunts and underage cousins taking note. So, Someecards asked our readers and contributors to tweet what they're secretly grateful for this Thanksgiving. Here are our favorites.

1. If this guy finds out about blenders, he's gonna lose his sh*t.

2. God bless you, elastic, you beautiful bitch.