The perfect holiday gift to show someone you almost care.

The perfect holiday gift to show someone you almost care.
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Give the gift of not giving a s**t this year with this delightful ornament that screams "I spent about six seconds shopping for you, and even that felt like too long." If only you could show this level of apathy year round, perhaps with a birthday cake that says "Happy However Old You Are — I Forgot To Check Facebook," or a Valentine's Day card that reads "To the person I've been f**king for awhile now." Eventually the person will get the hint that you couldn't care less if they lived or died, and that's really what the holidays are all about.

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