Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, chances are you celebrate the weird dead zone between Christmas and New Years. Traditions include emotional overeating, day-drinking, and existential thoughts. It's a time for restlessness, boredom, fighting with your loved ones, overindulging on leftovers, and ruminating on the mistakes we made over the past year that we plan to rectify with our New Year's resolution.
If you're currently in crisis, depressed, or just wondering what day it is, take comfort in knowing that you're not the only person in the midst of a late-December meltdown. In fact, it seems all of Twitter (and certainly the person writing this post) is suffering alongside you.
Enjoy them while you eat leftover pie straight out of the tin with your hands at 11 am. Merry Betwixtmas!!!!!!