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Check out this bejwelled horror show that rings in at $30,000.

What do you get for enough money to buy you a year of tuition at a fancy private college? This ugly Christmas sweater made by Tipsy Elves featuring Santa riding a unicorn past Saturn. It comes complete with two fake diamond necklaces rimming the collar to let everyone know you mean business.

Ho, Ho, Who would do something like this?
Ho, Ho, Who would do something like this?
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The entire monstrosity is covered in 24,274 individually placed Swarovski crystals and took 52 hours to create. I know what you're thinking, this is just too valuable to wear. Fear not! It will be shipped to you "inside a luxury frame" so you can spend a lifetime staring at this hideous mistake.

Usually ugly Christmas sweaters come in under the $20 mark, because they're supposed to be jokes.

The reason his bag is green is because he's carrying away your money.
The reason his bag is green is because he's carrying away your money.

But this year, the joke is on you!

Make Ugly Sweaters Expensive Again.
Make Ugly Sweaters Expensive Again.
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So far there is only one review, but it is glowing!

"There are a lot of ugly Christmas sweaters, but until now none of hem told the story of how bad I am with my money."
"There are a lot of ugly Christmas sweaters, but until now none of hem told the story of how bad I am with my money."

So hurry up and get yours before they run out (please tell me they only made one). It's the perfect sweater to remember what this holiday is all about: throwing your money around.