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Crocheted men's thongs and handmade willy warmers might be some of the weirdest things on Etsy, and they certainly make interesting Valentine's Day gifts. Independent artisans have spent hours handcrafting the perfect costumes for the penis, many of which pay homage to family franchises like Star Wars and Minions. And don't worry, they do come in different sizes.

1. The Jedi Master.

Do or do not, there is no tryna.
Do or do not, there is no tryna.

2. The banana hammock that's an actual banana.

A-peel-ing.
A-peel-ing.
Sources: Etsy