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Valentine's Day is supposed to be a nice day to celebrate love, romance, and that special someone who's the sole reason you haven't given up on humanity. But as everybody knows, it doesn't always go according to plan. Even if your plans get cancelled or nobody brings you flowers, it won't compare to these Valentine's Day horror stories.

Here are all the Valentine's Day e-cards on Someecards.com

1. They call him "Mellow Yellow," quite rightly.

The Swede who peed.
The Swede who peed.
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2. Hey neat, a letter from your girlfriend on Valentine's Day…

It's not impersonal if you do it with a personal email address.
It's not impersonal if you do it with a personal email address.

3. A rose is a rose is a mistake.

That mean friend? The current Bachelor.
That mean friend? The current Bachelor.

4. Ew, romance.

All that glitter for nothing.
All that glitter for nothing.
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5. Her worst Valentine's Day.

But oddly enough, the ex's best Valentine's Day.
But oddly enough, the ex's best Valentine's Day.

6. This is scarring.

It's beginning to seem like it wasn't an accident.
It's beginning to seem like it wasn't an accident.

7. A total accident.

It was her fault for not living there. And for not being the other girl.
It was her fault for not living there. And for not being the other girl.
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8. A perfect Valentine's Day, circa 1972.

And that, kids, is the story of your parents' first Valentine's Day together.
And that, kids, is the story of your parents' first Valentine's Day together.

9. The theme of the evening was bubbles.

You don't deserve to get laid if you call it "rumpy-pumpy."
You don't deserve to get laid if you call it "rumpy-pumpy."

10. "Die Antwoord" is German for "I love you."

Beats the cleanest IHOP and Avatar for the first time.
Beats the cleanest IHOP and Avatar for the first time.
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11. Women love a sensitive, Alan Alda type.

And stretch. Make sure to stretch. Don't want to pull a hammy.
And stretch. Make sure to stretch. Don't want to pull a hammy.

12. Waist deep in the big muddy.

And that boy grew up to finish fifth in the GOP primary.
And that boy grew up to finish fifth in the GOP primary.

13. St. Valentine and the terrible, horrible, very bad, no good day.

When it rains, it pours.
When it rains, it pours.