We're barely a week in to June and already the internet has crowned its "King of Summer." And all the guy had to do to earn the coveted title was "walk" on water.
A teenager who may or may not be the reincarnation of Jesus was filmed at a Jamaican resort shooting out of a waterslide and then seeming to defy physics by not sinking into the water like most of us normals would've done.
Behold our modern day Messiah:
This guy definitely deserves the title of "King of Summer."
A guest at the same resort, Morgan Evick, shared a video of the teen's waterslide stunt on Twitter with this millennial AF caption: "slidin' (literally) in the DM's like....."
His tweet has been retweeted more than 76,000 times and people are freaking out over this teen's incredibly smooth move.
People are shook.
And nobody can figure out how he did it (he's obviously Jesus).
Was it God????? (No, dummies, it's the son of God)
This guy asked an astrophysicist to weigh in:
But we prefer this theory:
So you can listen to the trained astrophysicist, who claims either this video was edited or this slide is a public safety hazard. Or you can listen to me, a blogger who got a C in high school physics. And I'm telling you this guy is obviously Jesus (and/or Aquaman).