11 turkeys even weirder than your Thanksgiving guests.

11 turkeys even weirder than your Thanksgiving guests.
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Thanksgiving has plenty of fun things—getting drunk and watching football, getting drunk and deep-frying a turkey, getting drunk and putting out the fire that happens when you deep-fry a turkey—but it's the same old thing every year. Why not get weird and dress up your turkey with costumes and props?

1. What the fez?

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So this is what it would feel like to cook a Muppet.

2. Care for a soak?

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"Have you met my friend Brine?"

3. Malibu Turkey.

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Finally, a Barbie that looks like we do after we eat Thanksgiving dinner.

4. Things are perking up.

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Plenty of breast meat.

5. "Your brown skin shining in the sun…"

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Happy Thongsgiving!
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6. Care for a bite?

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Grandma couldn't come this Thanksgiving, so she sent her teeth.

7. Time to relax.

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"When's the damn parade over?"

8. Revenge of the birds.

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Murderer most fowl.
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9. What the fork?

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Orange you glad it's only packing a paring knife?

10. This Just In:

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This just out.

11. It's a scream.

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It's much more appetizing to eat stuffing from a turkey's shrieking mouth than its body cavity.
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