Buying someone a Valentine's Day present shouldn't be that hard. Just get them a little something to show your affection. Some flowers. A passionate letter. Nice chocolates. Pretty much anything will be fine, as long as it's not a stuffed animal from the pharmacy you pass on the way home from work. Or the stuff these people got from their "romantic" partners.
1. Downright criminal.
2. Scratch that.
3. "First comes love, then comes marriage…"
4. Berry bad news.
5. A gift from a time traveler.
6. Needed an A, went for the D, got an F.
7. Isn't it ironic?
8. A chip off the old block.
9. That sucks.
10. Bustin'…makes you feel good?
11. It beats Miracle Whip.
12. Perfect for cleaning up after your husband moves out.