In an ideal world, none of us would have to pay rent. Landlords would not exist. Having a roof over our heads would be as free as the air we breathe. But we do not live in an ideal world. If you're an adult, you have to pay rent, in some form or another. Even if you live with your parents as a grown-up, you pay in the form of your privacy and judgment from your Tinder dates. Them's the rules.But even though rent is an inevitable facet of a capitalist society, there are always going to be people who try to weasel their way out of paying it (no offense to weasels, who in their defense don't have to pay rent because they're weasels). Even a non-paying weasel would make a better roommate than this guy whose post seeking free housing has become the laughingstock of Reddit. A screenshot of the housing post was shared with the title: "Male seeking new housemates for free but makes it up with ‘fun cool vibes’"Buckle the f*ck up.This guy describes himself as a "young, independent photographer/insta baddie" who is "looking to move in to a cosy place long term with a couple house mates." As if someone calling himself an "insta baddie" isn't enough of a red flag, he admits he "wouldn't be able to pay rent."But, fear not, future house mates! Your future roommate will pay by "doing the dishes, cleaning the house" (two things I'd be willing to bet he has never done once in his life) and also providing everyone with a "fun cool vibe!" Not multiple vibes, though. That would be excessive. Just one, singular vibe.Oh, and it gets even worse. This person comes with his own house rules. The people paying his rent are forbidden from being male (sorry, guys!), eating meat or dairy ("no murderers!"), or from having peace-and-quiet. Because this guy is....drum roll.....a drummer. But a drummer who demands silence after 10 pm. Unclear if this last rule applies to him—since he clearly thinks other rules, like rent must be paid with money, don't apply to him.I dare you to name a more terrible potential roommate. I'll wait.Clearly this guy doesn't live in reality (or this decade—"Cowabunga?!") but the internet does.Reddit commenters are trying to decide which terrible aspect of this heinous person's awful post is the worst.xmlWUT writes: "Master of the drums" oh no Juantanamo0227 writes: "must be ok with me playing the drums no noise past 10 pm" You must put up with my noise but you're not allowed to make noise that I dont approve of CambrianKennis writes: That part bothered me the most TheFailingHero adds: I think somehow it was"cowabunga" for me And anoncontent72 writes: Yeah that was it for me as well. Instabaddie didn’t help either. While whydoesnobodyama points out: For me it was a male poster saying female roommates only. Ew dude. Many commenters are pointing out how out-of-touch with reality this guy is.BaxterSea writes: Naturally, I wouldn’t be able to pay rent ... What kind of nature you nurturing over there ?? ImFamousYoghurt writes: They need to have the same diet as him so he can eat their food since he doesn’t work And 7AutomaticDevine7 pretty much sums it up: Man...here I am, renting my own place, paying my own bills, all alone like a sucker. What this place needs is a stranger eating my food, loafing on my furniture, providing good vibes, drums, and sexual harassment. If what you're looking for is an entitled, judgmental brat to take your money and fill your home with noise but forbid you from making any, you're in luck! But also, you need to see a doctor.