Happy Pride!!!! It's the most wonderful time of the year for straight people to have meltdowns over not getting enough attention, even though 11 months out of the year and 99.99% of history are catered to their hetersoexual, cis-gendered needs. Case-in-point: a guy named Aaron Clarey recently took to Twitter to complain about Target having the audacity to celebrate Pride Month.
First of all, this is what Aaron Clarey looks like:
This campy cartoon villain was seemingly very upset when he entered Target and was presented with a display of *clutches fedora* RAINBOWS!! THE HORRORS!!