A battle for the ages is raging on a suburban street in America, and we haven't seen such Christmas decoration drama since "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."
The story takes place in Florida, because of course it does. It all started when Diana Rowland — a "former cop" and "former morgue tech," according to her Twitter bio — erected some giant inflatable dragons in her front yard.
Rowland's neighbors apparently didn't take kindly to the display. They sent her an anonymous note, which has more than a hint of Bible-thumping sass to it.