Children have a reputation for being innocent angels. In reality, they are some of the biggest weirdos in the game.
A recent Reddit thread asked, "What's the most disturbing thing you did as a child?" The answers prove that kids are from another planet.
Stapled my own hand in grade 5 so I could get sent to the nurse to get out of class - AUSavage77
I loved Spiderman and decided I wanted to have superhero powers too, so I took a metal hanger, twisted it and stuck in the electric socket.
The zap I got made me drop it right away, but several days later, I thought “maybe I just need to hold on longer” and so I tried it again.
Mom caught me the second time and seemed very, very upset at the prospect of having a superhero for a son, so I didn’t try it again. - doobeezoo