Every family is different, and every family has different crazy rules to keep things together amid chaos.
A recent Reddit thread asked people to name the craziest, funniest rules in their households from growing up. The responses prove there's no such thing as a normal family.
We're all incredibly sarcastic and kinda rude to each other. It's how we show love but to avoid any actual hurt feelings if anyone ever says the exact phrase 'stop teasing' it's over and everyone apologises. Grew up with this rule and trust me kindergarten was a rough awakening when bullies don't bend over backwards at my magic phrase.
Overall good way to grow up goofing around and joking with family but make sure no one is actually offended when you roast them nonstop over something stupid. - Red-Stiletto
My rule for walks: Every duck you see must be confronted about their various love affairs. A lone male duck? "Sir??? Sir are you aware of where your wife is???" I have gotten every person I've walked with in on this joke/rule.
And in case you're curious, ducks are all having affairs, squirrels you can only get for tax evasion, and geese are always up for a turf war. - Commonsenseloveaffair