There are a lot of wild tattoos in the world — but the even crazier ones don't even exist, because tattoo artists refused to do them.
Yes, tattoo artists actually have a right to refuse service to anyone who strolls in the door looking to get a butterfly permanently stamped on their forehead, or whatever. A recent Reddit thread asked ink-slingers to name the most questionable tattoos they've ever had the pleasure of turning down — and boy, are there some doozies.
A girl came in to the shop and was SMASHED, actually laid down on the floor and screamed “BUt I WaNT MY NOSE PIERCED RIGHT NOWWWW!” Also turned away a wasted mother/daughter duo. That time, the drunk mother argued “she’s not drunk, I’m her mother!” Lady, you can’t sign a permission slip to make someone sober. - _rummagingsoul