A Valentine's Day gift exchange lead to a hilarious "Am I The A**hole?" post that does, in fact, have to do with literal a**holes and their cleanliness.
A guy, a bidet fan himself, got his girlfriend one as a gift, and she interpreted it as an insult. The way he talks about the bidet is how everyone longs to be spoken about. He wrote:
Hey everyone, I’ll try to keep this short. I’m 28M, my girlfriend is 24F. My mom got me a bidet for Christmas and it changed my life. I love it. I honestly can not say enough wonderful things about having a bidet.
So for Valentine’s Day I got my girl the typical flowers and chocolate, a necklace, and..... a bidet. I honestly thought it was a good idea, I legitimately thought she’d love it, my mom also got my sister one and she loves hers. I got my girlfriend a really good one, set it up for her and everything.