Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.

Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.
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A real life bachelorette party out-Bridesmaidsed Bridesmaids when an old college friend of the bride's guilted the crew into an invite and sent out this wild email making the rules for the weekend.

Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.
The email is the exact opposite of this.
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UrsulaIMeanVanessa posted the screenshots on Imgur, explaining that the girl didn't get invited to the bachelorette party because "she's a downer." Debbie Downer then "threw a giant fit" until the bride finally invited her, and then sent the entire bachelorette party this email.

Buckle up.

Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.
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Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.
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Seriously, what's with "rum" and "tequila" in scare quotes?

Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.
No "drinking" "alcohol" at the "party."
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Here's the TL:DR

1. On Sunday, we're going to church to cleanse our sins. I have warned the Pastor in advance.

2. No "liquor" in the hotel room because you might "fall off the balcony" and "die."

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3. NO SEX, you unmarried sloots!!!

4. No men. Men rob. Especially men named Rob.

5. All 16 women should send me $50 because I plan on spending $900 on groceries.

6. No drugs, including ADHD medication. You won't need Adderall for church.

Respectfully and with courteous passion,

The party guest from Heck

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Bachelorette party guest from hell sets rules for Vegas in crazy email. Oh Lord.
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The post is going viral on Twitter, where people have ideas of what to do with this nightmare lady.

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It looks like this girl might have to spend the whole weekend hanging out with the pastor.

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