Bartenders on the job have a front row ticket to people at their happiest, saddest, and friskiest. Mixologists dished on their wildest patrons and it gets real messy. You can smell the pee, beer, and pee-beer from wherever you're sitting.
Woman walks in. Buys a bottle of our most expensive wine (3k). Sits down with a bowl of peanuts and drinks the whole bottle in one sitting. Pays for it (in cash) and strolls outside like nothing happened. -sushitrash69
I was working on my own and the bar was completely empty aside from one semi-regular customer. He was really drunk and decided he wanted to play the piano (we didn't have one) so he went home (only lived down the road), got his keyboard and bought it into the bar to play.
I ended up staying open late because I felt bad. -expandd0ng94
I ran a pub a few years ago and a guy came in for a drink (presumably on his way to the doctors or something) with a urine sample in his hand and put it on the bar while he drank. Gross. -tomoli_06