Simon and Garfunkel sang, "the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls."
The duo clearly hadn't been in public bathrooms when they wrote "The Sound of Silence" because the true gospels are actually the vandalism in bathroom stalls. People are sharing the funniest graffiti they've ever seen in bathroom stalls, and they're better than pooping while looking at your phone.
1. LOL, coolcleverfunnyname.
In the bathroom in a bar in my hometown there's a condom machine that says "for refund insert baby". Always made me chuckle.
On the toilet seat liner container:
"Free cowboy hats"
"Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have."
Seen at the University of Louisville, late 1980s
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.”