How do you do, fellow depressives?
In these strange times we live in, corporations have been battling it out to represent themselves as the Wokest Company of Them All.
Remember the time Gillette condemned misogyny to sell razors? Everyone remembers where they were when Kendall Jenner and Pepsi ended police brutality forever. The latest multi-million dollar company to present itself as an ally to the masses is Burger King, which is doing a special promotion for Mental Health Awareness Month in May.