Being a millennial isn't all selfies and avocado toast. Being born between 1980 and 2000 also means being a part of the first generation to be worse off than their parents, stuck on a planet that is becoming increasingly uninhabitable by the day!
Millennials are doing what they do best: taking out their frustration through hilarious jokes on Twitter, many of them trying to solve the mystery of who REALLY ruined the world.
The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) September 22, 2013
Alright, I did the math. If I stopped eating avocado toast every day, I would be able to afford a bad house in Los Angeles in 642 years. pic.twitter.com/nqhiqnQ07E— Kaleb Horton (@kalebhorton) May 15, 2017
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs— I am Inevitable (@LikwidCyance) November 16, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined— Talia F Enright (@talzir) March 15, 2015
Saw a headline saying “millennials are saving the frozen food isle”, while it should be saying “millennials are working multiple jobs and have no time to cook, more at 8”— a lonesome peanut (@mercwithamouse_) May 16, 2018
BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
"This generation can't take a joke"— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died— samantha (@samkru_) March 8, 2017
Rich men hung wall-length paintings of themselves in dining rooms so visitors could see what they looked like stood beside desks thinking https://t.co/HNf1kXysuk— Hanna Nina Jameson (@Hanna_Jameson) March 14, 2017
"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny— jaboukie (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017
Anytime Millenials are “saving” an industry, it’s something cheap, and everything we “kill” an industry it’s something expensive, and no one’s put it together that our entire generation just has no money, and we’re trying to livehttps://t.co/RzNxj1As5W— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 14, 2018
MILLENNIALS! Please stop spending your money finding the small joys in life. If you want to be upper middle class and miserable, stop enjoying yourselves and giving to charities! At this rate you will be solidly middle class, kinda happy, & helping others! America’s nightmare!!!— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) May 11, 2018
It’s so sweet that baby boomers stopped watching TV long enough to tell millennials to get off their phones.— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) May 8, 2018
A think-tank somewhere:— Jonathan Karstadt (@jonokars) May 8, 2018
A: Millennials are struggling due to huge generational inequality.
B: Should we suggest fixing the broken economic model and investing to ensure fair, sustainable income for all?
A: Nah, let's just give'em all 10 grand to prop up the housing bubble.
the news: world is going to be uninhabitable by 2050— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 20, 2017
also the news: why won't millennials invest in longterm purchases??
Millennials love brunch because we can't afford breakfast AND lunch.— Barbra Wyre (@JacobAlpharo) May 18, 2017
"millennials are idiots" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock— your pal andy (@andylevy) August 13, 2015
save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"— must love bogs (@bromanconsul) August 22, 2016
baby boomers: "hey millennials! quit complaining & get a job!"— little king trashmouth (@masonjar92) April 26, 2018
*millennials get jobs*
baby boomers: https://t.co/W6d5TwnRHX
Baby boomers: Millennials are lazy and only care about likes on InstaTweetBook— alt_labor (@alt_labor) April 22, 2018
Millennials need to start a news outlet that just runs a counter-smear story every time some anti-millennial piece comes out.— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) April 10, 2018
Tuesday Headline: "Millennials Can't Cook"
Wednesday Counter: "Baby Boomers' Dicks Closer To Dead Than Functional :( "
Yeah millennials are “entitled” but have u ever seen a baby boomer have to wait for literally anything— Emily Vernon (@EmilyVernon4) March 22, 2018
Baby Boomers: do you rent or own?— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) March 22, 2018
Millennials: what’s it called when you’re technically subleasing from somebody’s dog?
gen x and boomers hate millennials and teens because their generations are overflowing with cowards and bravery reminds them what they are— EMO SLUT (@princess_labia) March 15, 2018
BABY BOOMERS AT 30: when I retire im gonna buy a boat, a corvette, and a timeshare in the Florida Keys— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 5, 2018
MILLENNIALS AT 30: so ive been reusing my k-cups 3 times lately instead of 2 and like, the 3rd cup really isn't too bad I guess lol
"Millennials" is used in the media to infantilize, discredit, and instill distrust of an educated, hard-working, low-earning, fed up generation of 30-somethings living through the worst of capitalism, police brutality, government corruption, and a resurgence of hate violence.— Dana (@DanaVivianWhite) July 1, 2018