The only thing more upsetting than not being on the receiving end of any grand romantic gestures is being subjected to a cringey one.
People on Reddit shared stories about the moves their significant others made that were intended to be romantic...but did not go as planned.
He used to think that whispering sweet nothings into my ear meant literally whispering the phrase, "sweet nothings." Took me about a year before I couldn't keep a straight face anymore.
Had an ex who thought that it would be hot to surprise me by getting Hershey's syrup, whipped cream, and a banana to make a sundae IN HERSELF.
Do you want yeast infections?...because that's how you get yeast infections.
She got a yeast infection.
During an encounter of a sexual nature with a girl I was seeing at the time she whispers "you’ve got the 3rd biggest penis of a man I have ever been with" forget gold reddit go for bronze
gold get in there! Sometimes good guys do finish first.. . or not at all