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<p>Some roommate ads are seeking something a little more than a roommate. These ads are better fit for the personal ad section or job listings...or FBI Most Wanted lists.</p><h2>1. &quot;No male friends allowed.&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/snqsl4/roommate_wanted/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Roommate wanted</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/">facepalm</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>2. &quot;I will be seeking a Woman aged 37 or Exactly 30% Younger than me!&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sdvhu0/just_part_of_a_post_on_my_local_buyswap_fb_sorry/" height="2675" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2-2vhN1w.jpeg" width="1236" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sdvhu0/just_part_of_a_post_on_my_local_buyswap_fb_sorry/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. &quot;I will expect hugs at least 4 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for 10 minutes each.&quot;</h2><div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="954" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/3-7kg5FU.jpeg" width="828" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure></div><h2>4. &quot;I am not a social media person so no taking pictures or posting in the room!!!&quot;</h2><p><iframe height="528" id="reddit-embed" sandbox="allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups" scrolling="no" src="https://www.redditmedia.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/bkg1v5/no_liberals_allowed_in_her_christian_dorm_room/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share&amp;embed=true" width="640"></iframe></p><h2>5. &quot;Need 3 males and 8 females...&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/a4s7s9/op_looking_for_11_roommates_12_ratio_male_to/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">OP looking for 11 roommates (1:2 ratio male to female) who make $14/hr and don’t tell lies, to live in a mansion together and BUILD GREATNESS!!!</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/">insanepeoplefacebook</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. &quot;If you are single and sad and no one ever comes to see you, well that would be awesome LOL&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/asfq3l/anyone_looking_for_some_down_to_earth_roommates/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Anyone looking for some down to earth roommates? Look no further.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/">insanepeoplefacebook</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>7. &quot;Not a narrist&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/cmc7nc/i_need_a_roommate_but_first_you_must_be/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">“I need a roommate” but first you must be fingerprinted</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/">insanepeoplefacebook</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. &quot;I like to hang naked at home and am sort of a home nudist.&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/cbab7o/just_looking_for_a_normal_roommate/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Just looking for a normal roommate...</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>9. &quot;Must clean dog sh*t off your bathroom carpet 3-4 times a week, no exceptions.&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/bvjulf/serious_offers_only/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">&quot;Serious offers only&quot;</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. &quot;I&#39;m sorry, but I&#39;m not LGBT friendly&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/comments/pjse3r/a_karen_in_the_making_is_looking_for_roommates/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">A Karen in the making is looking for roommates.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/">FuckYouKaren</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>11. &quot;I&#39;m looking for a girlfriend between 18 to 27 to move in with me.&quot;</h2><oembed>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/c09yef/someone_pls_find_this_king_a_roommate/</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. &quot;Not shower after 8pm!!&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/q8wu7j/no_thanks/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">No thanks</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/">facepalm</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>13. &quot;This is the only drawback...&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/dzqhxm/a_response_a_received_when_i_was_apartment/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">A response a received when I was apartment hunting. I did not move in with them.</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/">CrackheadCraigslist</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

13 cringey roommate ads.

Some roommate ads are seeking something a little more than a roommate. These ads are better fit for the personal ad section or job listings...or FBI Most Wanted lists.1. &quot;No male friends allowed.&quot; Roommate wanted from facepalm  2. &quot;I will be seeking a Woman aged 37 or Exactly 30% Younger than me!&quot;Reddit3. &quot;I will expect hugs at least 4 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for 10 minutes each.&quot;Reddit4. &quot;I am not a social media person so no taking pictures or posting in the room!!!&quot;5. &quot;Need 3 males and 8 females...&quot; OP looking for 11 roommates (1:2 ratio male to female) who make $14/hr and don’t tell lies, to live in a mansion together and BUILD GREATNESS!!! from insanepeoplefacebook  6. &quot;If you are single and sad and no one ever comes to see you, well that would be awesome LOL&quot; Anyone looking for some down to earth roommates? Look no further. from insanepeoplefacebook  7. &quot;Not a narrist&quot; “I need a roommate” but first you must be fingerprinted from insanepeoplefacebook  8. &quot;I like to hang naked at home and am sort of a home nudist.&quot; Just looking for a normal roommate... from CrackheadCraigslist  9. &quot;Must clean dog sh*t off your bathroom carpet 3-4 times a week, no exceptions.&quot; &quot;Serious offers only&quot; from CrackheadCraigslist  10. &quot;I&#39;m sorry, but I&#39;m not LGBT friendly&quot; A Karen in the making is looking for roommates. from FuckYouKaren  11. &quot;I&#39;m looking for a girlfriend between 18 to 27 to move in with me.&quot;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/c09yef/someone_pls_find_this_king_a_roommate/12. &quot;Not shower after 8pm!!&quot; No thanks from facepalm  13. &quot;This is the only drawback...&quot; A response a received when I was apartment hunting. I did not move in with them. from CrackheadCraigslist   

Some roommate ads are seeking something a little more than a roommate. These ads are better fit for the personal ad section or job listings...or FBI Most Wanted lists.  1. &quot;No male friends allowed.&quot;    2. &quot;I will be seeking...

13 cringey roommate ads.

1. "No male friends allowed."

2. "I will be seeking a Woman aged 37 or Exactly 30% Younger than me!"