17 adults share the hilariously dumb things they believed as kids.

Kids say (and believe) the darndest things.

When you're a child you're innocent, naive, and pretty much believe anything anyone ever tells you. From The Stork to the Tooth Fairy, kids blindly fall for it all. I remember being 100% convinced my stomach would explode if I mixed Pop Rocks and soda. That was so silly. Every adult knows all you need to make your stomach explode is a diagnosis of lactose intolerance.

Someone on Reddit asked, "What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?" The hilarious replies will make you miss the blissful ignorance of childhood.

1. BlueBlooper

That chocolate milk came from brown cows

2. Tyrion_Stark

My dad told me he had hearing loss and couldn't hear me if I whined because my pitch would get too high. Would completely ignore me until I asked him questions in a normal voice. Trusted him implicitly until I was 12 and he yelled at my younger brother for whining.