People are sharing the dumbest questions they've ever been asked, and the questions come from people too stupid to even spell the word "dumb."
For the optimal experience, read these in the voice of Karen from Mean Girls.
1. Guten tag, SomeSugarAndSpice.
During my exchange year in the US, I was sitting in my English class and we had a few minutes until class started, when one of the guys I spoke regularily to, suddenly turns and asks me if I could speak English since I'm from Germany.
I calmly asked him in what language we had been speaking just a second ago. It was pretty hilarious and even our teacher had a good laugh with us.
In short: Guy asked me if I could speak English, while we were talking in English.
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