Don't cry because it's over, smile because it's funny that you cried about these silly things in the first place.
People on Reddit shared the stupidest reasons they ever burst into tears, and it'll take you back to the days when you cared about your Neopets as much as you cared about your real, live pets.
1. Same, BroccoliManChild.
My daughter started crying the other day because she had just finished peeing and it took too long and it was boring and she realized she has a lifetime of boring pees to look forward to.
I was in Petsmart looking at chinchillas and the pamphlet mentioned these small marble slabs you can put in your freezer to help the chinchilla cool down. They called them "Chin-chillers" and I started bawling
When I was 6 or 7, I grew an attachment to a watermelon. My dad bought it at a farmer's stand, and for some reason I just thought it was too amazing to be eaten. I decided it should be a new family pet. Even though my young logical brain knew it was ridiculous, some part of me just latched onto the idea of a pet watermelon.
A week or so later my brother chopped it in half with a machete, and I bawled for about 2 hours. I think it's safe to say that was the end of my childhood.