Every human suffers through embarrassing moments. There are the embarrassing moments you endure but can successfully repress the memory forever, and then there are the ones
TinyTwinks (great name!) asked his followers to share the time of embarrassing moments that make you cringe so hard at the memory your body and soul will never recover, and as always, people delivered.
Here's the best of the worst.
1. Humiliating. Period.
Not me but my sister once tried to pay for a drink with a panty liner thinking it was a fiver only to be told it was not legal tender! It was a dark dark pub!— Janet Black (@jlblack967) June 29, 2018
2. Anne would have done the same thing. She was a teenager, after all.
3. Reversal of fortunes.
4. Happy birthday!
Was having a lump removed from my breast, was lying awake on the table and someone in scrubs said “can I check your....” and I whipped my boob out and he looked embarrassed and said wristband to check your Date of birth! I wanted to run away and hide!— Sharon (@sharonboonie) June 29, 2018
5. Welcome to Cougar Town.
7. Here's hoping his autograph is worth something someday.
8. Bloody hell.
9. Love to Grammar and Grandpa.
First proper job interview. Got asked ‘how’s your grammar?’ With a confused face, I answered ‘she’s fine’... Still got the job.— Eliza Doodle 🥪👍 (@IwasGobby) June 30, 2018
I was holding my cat in my arms so the vet could give him an https://t.co/JleD3RSkV9 cat was struggling and frightened so I bent and kissed his head to comfort him, only it wasn’t his head, the vet had gripped his neck ready to inject and I kissed the back of the vet’s hand 😜— Linda D Giles (@henrybabes) June 29, 2018
11. A full-throated apology.
I was at a BBQ. Started chatting to some guy and when he spoke for the first time I immediately laughed in his face because I thought he was putting on a funny voice.— november (@ReallyNovember) June 29, 2018
He was not. He had an artificial voice box thing after having part of his throat removed. Because he had cancer. I’d only just got there and had to stay for hours with him on one side of the garden and me as far away from him as possible. Wanted to DIE.— november (@ReallyNovember) June 29, 2018
12. Knock knock.
I introduced someone to a work colleague without thinking to pre-warn them that she had been born with a hand deformation. He went to shake it, grabbed the hand and ended up turning it like a doorknob 😂— Gary S. (@gips82) June 29, 2018
13. Oh sh*t.
When I was 10 I was on a family holiday in Spain swimming in the pool and thought I needed a fart ......the whole pool was evacuated 😳💩— Fiona O'Brien (@RealFionaO) June 30, 2018
14. Get a load of this.
Sending my sister a picture of my hairy armpit, with my face pressed right up against it, lips pursed and drooling with a caption "get a load of this, bish"— Lucy Bu (@moomadge) June 30, 2018
I sent it to my boss instead.
I got no response; four years later, still never discussed.
Once called an ex the wrong name. Just a slip of the tongue, but it also happened to be the name of her dead sister. I was unaware of the family tragedy.— Steve Marrs (@Marzy_1) June 30, 2018