There's a time and a place for hanging out with pet snakes. The time is almost always in private, and the place is at home, where it belongs.
A woman was aghast when her family was kicked out of a pumpkin patch because her son brought his pet snake. She used Air Bud logic, arguing that nowhere on the website does it say that a snake can't come to the pumpkin patch, but that loophole does not apply here. They wrote to the pumpkin patch and threatened to go to the media, and the exchange is incredibly entertaining.
It was posted to the F*ckYouKaren subreddit,