This complex and confusing world + kids' imaginations = hilarious explanations.
Curious kids who haven't had health class yet are curious about matters of biology and procreation, coming up with their own explanations of how the world works until their parents are ready to take followup questions.
A Reddit thread asked, "As a child, what wrong assumptions did you make about the way things work?" Things would be so much more fun if they were right.
When I heard music in restaurants I used to think that the band was upstairs or in the kitchen singing and that there wasn’t enough room in the restaurant for us to see them preform lol.-ivybvb
I thought all the people on TV shows were acting live and that they must be so tired from having to be up for the shows that came on late at night.-tamquam_alter_idem