"See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me."
No one knows how far a kid will go to watch Moana, except this mum in the UK. When she told her daughter it was bathtime, her daughter wrote a strongly-worded letter about how she'd much rather watch the Disney musical. She not only included passive-aggressive words, but also passive-aggressive illustrations, because a picture is worth a thousand emotionally manipulative words.
I see you want me to wash but I truly want to watch Moana so we can finish it and you will get to know how it ends because it is truly[sic] I should not tell you so you will be able to find out how it ends but I would not want to dispoint[sic] you so I will wash.
Sad 😢 (tick mark) How I am feeling
Happy 😁 (x) Not how I am feeling