Kids may get the credit (and the TV show), but it's really the elderly who say the darndest things. Between growing up in a century in which people didn't know that sexual harassment was indeed called sexual harassment, and the lack of filter that comes with old age, our elders have hot takes about "rhino balls," Elizabeth Taylor, and butts.
People shared the funniest, most inappropriate things they heard old people say, and these pearls of wisdom will stay with you forever.
I'm a fairly portly fellow, and I was once approached by an elderly woman when I was visiting my grandmother in hospice. This lady wheels up to me and says, "You're a big man".
I smiled and said, "Yes, ma'am."
"...I bet ya got a big 'ol cock-a-diddly and some rhino-balls, too."
"...yes, ma'am." -tcohboy