-Morphine, mo' problems.
Doctors and patients are sharing stories of the funniest thing they have heard somebody say under the influence of anasthesia, and they have all the hilarity of "high on drugs" stories without any of the breaking the law.
Anasthesia really loosens people up to talk about their genitalia...and show them off, too.
This woman undergoing C-section under spinal anesthesia + ketamine said 'Show my baby first to my brother-in-law,he deserves to see her first'. I sometimes wonder what happened to her marriage after that. -ThrowawayB2255
My dad (Italian) was waking up from anesthesia and kept looking at his Asian nurse and saying he was so glad his daughter was with him. And that he loved his daughter. The nurses were confused, so they went out into the waiting to check for his daughter. I was the only one in the waiting area, and when they saw me and started hysterically laughing. I am Korean by birth, but what adopted by my lovely Italian family :) -PoppingKittens