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13 people share the most creative ways they've dodged sexual advances

13 people share the most creative ways they've dodged sexual advances

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There are billions of books, instruction manuals, and WikiHow articles dedicated to teaching people "how to get somebody into bed"...but what about getting somebody out of it?

People shared the funniest things they've done to let someone down, and when you're not attracted to somebody, farts are your very best friend.

1. Mother_Effer knows best.

A few years back, single, and on the mend from a 9 year relationship, I was on Facebook chatting with my Mother's best friend. We were talking about her kids who are my age, and how they've been, and how I wished I had hung out with them more in High School. The conversation becomes a bit more personal, and it migrates to text. She's asking me how big I am, and how she's always been curious. She's a very attractive lady, but 30 years older than I am. Plus, she has a big rack. Which I got to see based off the pictures she started sending me.

In a moment of weakness, I decided, I'm going to hit this. I give her my address, and she starts driving over. In a moment of clarity, I realized what was about to happen and started freaking out.

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