Paleontologist and master eavesdropper Trevor S. Valle had a front row seat via his apartment to the most millennial breakup of all time, and thankfully live-tweeted the relationship's unraveling for our pleasure.
It's better than an episode of Girls.
It began as simply as they often do: with the drop of a phone.
Previous young screaming voice, apparently male: "I DROPPED MY PHONE!"— Trevor S. Valle (@tattoosandbones) October 17, 2018
GF: You scared the shit out of me! What happened?!
BF: I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET!
GF: Wash it off!
BF: I CAN'T
GF: It's waterproof. It's fine. Open the door.
BF: IT'S IN THE TOILET