Are you ready for a disgusting story?
Of course you are—you're on the internet.
An old story posted to Reddit's Relationship Advice forum is going viral and introducing the world to new depths of human depravity.
The post is called "My wife [33/f] found my [37/m] 'pee bottles' and 'cum shirts' in the attic and I swear to god there really is a good explanation but she refuses to speak a single word with me. This is the quintessential case of it’s not what it looks like."
If that doesn't grab your attention, I don't know what will.
Here's what the user named u/NotWhatItLooksLike9 had to say:
TL;DR: A minor medical condition causes me to pee a lot and using bottles made since, since it was IMPOSSIBLE to leave my work from home desk sometimes and wife found them. Cum shirts didn't help.