If you're reading this, it means that you learned how to read, and can confidently say that you learned at least one thing in school.
While its tough to recall all the facts and figures that were part of your education, there are moments in the classroom that stay with students forever: the moments when the teacher completely, utterly loses their sh*t.
In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the worst thing they ever heard a teacher say, and they range from solid roasts to some casual mocking of a student's dead dad.
She read out my name and looks at me and says , “Your parents named you this?” -mylifeasblu
I had an art teacher that got caught drinking. Apparently someone from the previous period told on her. The vice principal came into our class and told her to come with him. We all heard her yell "they drove me to drink" from the hallway. -49Gold