When you're a kid, everyone older and taller than you is an adult. A 25-year-old might as well be a grandma, and a 16-year-old definitely has a mortgage. If you're at the adult's table at Thanksgiving, you're ancient.
Kids' warped perception of time can lead to some accidentally hilarious insults. Writer and actress Dani Fernandez kicked off a delightful thread of people sharing the times they were inadvertently roasted by children.
Here are the best ones.