Most of the time, when people post on Reddit's "Am I The A**hole?" forum, it's to get validation from strangers that they are not in fact a douchebag and the circumstances have forced them to act that way. That's why it's so exciting to see a post from a bonafide man baby making the rounds on both Reddit and Twitter, and it will make you feel like a capable, mature adult.
AwayPerformer posted "[Am I The A**hole] for asking a neighbor if she wanted to share food?" and it reads like a Kevin James sitcom:
I'm a 31 year old single guy who lives alone in an apartment complex. I've lived there for 6 years. My neighbor across the hall, a woman around my age or a little younger (I actually don't know her first name but I'll call her Katie) lives across the hall from me diagonally and has for about 2 years. We exchange hellos but aren't friendly, which is how it is with most of my neighbors.
So I don't know how to cook, and due to losing one of my part time gigs, I don't have as much money for takeout anymore. I'm getting really sick of eating cheap fast food or box mac and cheese. I'm gaining weight and I never feel great.