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The best jokes about Planters killing Mr. Peanut to try and sell more peanuts.

The best jokes about Planters killing Mr. Peanut to try and sell more peanuts.

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It is with a heavy heart I report to you the passing of Mr. Peanut, the famous lovechild of the Monopoly Man and a legume.

The Mr. Peanut Twitter account rebranded as "The Estate of Mr. Peanut" and announced the fictional upperclasspeanut's death with a special mourning monocle and an emoji for the occasion. Mr. Peanut is said to have "sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most," which is surprising, considering the fact that his whole mission in life was to telling people to eat his friends' corpses and profiting off of their demise.

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