For the love of public property, Chris, please call your Baby Mama!
The Australian town of Frankston, a suburb of Melbourne, was ravaged by an expectant mother desperate to hear from her Baby Daddy. It's a classic escalation of events: when a guy doesn't answer your texts, you call. If he doesn't answer your calls, you email. And if he doesn't answer your emails, you....graffiti the heck out the town he lives in.
The mysterious vandal sent the same message on multiple different surfaces.
"Chris, u need 2 talk 2 me b4 baby is born or dont bother after," they wrote.