Creative writing is a wonderful hobby, but not if it threatens somebody's business.
A customer walked into a restaurant in Ireland (no, this is not the set up for a joke), and according to Redditor Saolgg, they ate and enjoyed a full meal. Because paying for services rendered is for chumps, the customer decide to pretend that the experience sucked in order to get the meal for free.
The owner of the restaurant was equipped with security footage, and therefore, exact time signatures to counter the narrative that the customer received bad service, and it's a satisfying second-by-second takedown.
Enjoy the Irish-isms like the name Caoimhe and referring to ketchup as "red sauce."