"It's not you, it's the lottery."
People are sharing the most bonkers reasons why were dumped (or, you know, told they were dumped). It's a fascinating tour through the many absurd dealbreakers people have while looking for a partner in life.
Everybody deserves to find somebody who will choose them over fish.
College girlfriend's dad won one million dollars in the state lottery over winter break. Broke up with me over the phone, telling me “now that I’m rich, I can’t afford to date regular people like you. That’s really the only thing wrong, you’re just regular.”
"I’m not ready for a relationship." I thought it was a bad time to bring that up since we were engaged and had been together for almost 2 years.