The pressure to plan a perfect wedding can turn people into absolute monsters, and it's the brave wedding planners in the trenches tasked with curbing the couples' worst impulses and making sure that their fairy tale fantasies come true.
One particularly awful bride did not have the day of her dreams, and wanted everyone considering hiring her wedding planners to know it.
This dissatisfied bride continued her whining on Facebook after her wedding, giving the party planning company a negative review on their page.
The bouquet toss was NOT to her liking, and she has a stern warning for anyone who wants an un-rushed flower throwing ceremony.
The people at LB Events and Promotions commented on the bride's post to provide some vital context on why they might have been rude.
A planner can only be as good as their client, and according to LB, "until your wedding rolled onto our calendar, we have never had to deal with such an incompetent, discourteous, and evasive bride/groom/client."
There's more! Not only was the couple so dysfunctional when it came to paying vendors, they're the ones who set the time restraints that led to the sub-optimal bouquet toss.
Plus, the guests had to wait an hour and seventeen minutes for the bride and groom to show up, which is what the professionals hail to be "the rudest thing we have ever seen at a wedding."
"Let me help you with the math here," the planner writes. "That left you with 43 minutes for first dances, dinner, 5 speeches from bridesmaids and cake cutting and sparklers during daylight (I reiterate incompetent)."
The party planners weren't afraid to totally roast the bride for having no friends:
Maybe at your next event, when you have only 30 guests attend again as you did on that Friday afternoon, you will just avoid renting a large venue, professional dj service, wedding director, caterer, photographer, etc...and play some music on a boom box at the church fellowship hall.
"Feel free to unlike our page," they wrote at the bottom.
While this long rant is the stuff that viral content dreams are made of, it looks like someone at the party planning company was embarrassed by the reply, because the company's page has since gone dark.
It looks like everybody got a lesson in manners from this event.