Somebody is always watching you, whether or not you believe in them.
That's right: security guards.
Make sure you're truly in a private place next time you reach for your privates.
Seen a dude get hit and run over by his own getaway vehicle while trying to make a felony theft. I was doubled over laughing rewinding and replaying that video.
Working on an industrial estate as a CCTV operator, working nights we use to get cars come on who use to park up and chill for a little while. This wasn't allowed as it's a private estate so I'd have to ring the security patrol officer to drive down and get the cars to move. One night I followed a car on camera, which had two people in the car, Male (the driver) and female. He thought he stopped in a secluded location and proceeded to lay back as the woman moved her head down, giving him a blowjob. You want to know the funniest thing? This was actually a police car. Yep I had a police officer giving a blowjob to the other police officer on the CCTV